I am really pleased with the progress my students have made since they started their course.  However, after marking their latest lot of homework (writing about what they did at the weekend), I wonder whether I should actually be reporting one of them to the police …

“On Saturday I went to Sainsbury.  After I came back home.  After that I gave food to my children.  On Sunday I did the wandry [laundry] then I cooked and served my family”.

That’s got to be against the law, hasn’t it?