Paperclip

Oh my God!

Something very bizarre just happened to me. I was sitting here surfing the net and tucking into some Fox’s Favourites biscuits (as you do).  I took a large bite out of a round chocolatey one… and guess what I found inside … Yes, you’ve got it - A PAPERCLIP! 

Without wishing to be a total drama queen … it could have killed me! I could have choked!  It could have cut my throat!  Or, I could have swallowed it … and then it would have to have come out at some point.  Yeurghk.

I didn’t want this blog to turn into a rant-fest, but I do think a wee moan is justified here:  I’ll be writing to Fox’s Biscuits first thing in the morning.

June 27, 2007. Miscellaneous.

4 Comments

  1. Princesse Ecossaise replied:

    waaaaaaa! Awful! Imagine trying to poo a paperclip! Sorry for being utterly vile.

    You have to sue them!!

    I knew someone who found a dead mouse in their Flora. Gross.

    But still, yes, you should sue them. Although they will probably send you free Foxes biscuits for a whole year. Which can’t be a bad thing.

    ^_^

    June 28, 2007 at 9:30 am. Permalink.

  2. stratfordgirl replied:

    Yummm …. a year’s supply of biscuits would be nice!
    Finding a mouse in some Flora is hideous. Poor friend. Did they complain?

    June 28, 2007 at 11:49 pm. Permalink.

  3. Despinová replied:

    How’s it going at paperclip central? That’s scary stuff, I think you deserve at least a year’s supply of the chocolatiest biscuits available! Scary stuff though, will you have to send it for proof, or can you keep it for posterity?

    June 29, 2007 at 7:49 am. Permalink.

  4. Stratfordgirl replied:

    I stupidly washed the paperclip after discovering it (must have been the shock)… so most of the evidence of biscuit has gone. I think I’ll send it off with the letter though (which, in true SG style, I haven’t actually written yet)… but maybe they won’t believe me ???

    June 29, 2007 at 9:03 am. Permalink.

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